Why my post is late (Part II)
September 26, 2006Finally I caught sight of my post! It was just gently being push away by the breeze. Yes! My post wasn’t going to be late after all! I ran after the piece of line paper when these to twin girls pop up in front of me. They were wearing red skirts with red suspenders with white shirts underneath. One shirt said Twinkledee and the other said Twinkledum. I politely asked them to get out of my way but no they just stood there saying stay for our show! Over and over again. So I stayed. They started to sing a song about a seal and a plumber.
“The Seal and the plumber, were running close at feet, they wept so much they cried to see such quanities of sea weed, they beegan to feel a grumble, Their stomachs were in trouble, they walked in to the sea and found, a bed of baby oysters sleeping alone, they took the oysters away, and left the mom to cry today, the plumber went to prepare the sause while the seal ate the oysters with out a pause, when the plumber came back, he nearly had a heart attack, the oysters were gone, so he chase after the seal with a metal tong.”
The more I complained to get out the longer I would stay. I sat down on the log behind me. They started to sing…and um sing, bounce around. I was getting tired of it so I pushed through them and walked away in anger. What annoying pest I thought to myself. I looked around. Of course I had no idea where I was.
” Turn right…” I looked around. No one was there. “turn right to get to the post’s summer home…” I looked up to the branch where the noise was coming from. Slowly part by part a racoon started to appear.”hello my name is Cheshire Coon…” I simply asked the coon for directions. I asked him where I should go to find my post. He said to go right then left, then straight for a while until I reached the little cottage. Before I could thank he dissapeared. All that was left was his grin.
Slowly a little brown home appeared ahead of the bushes. There was the post still saying, “I’m late, I’m late!” I ran to the house when I saw the door to the house was open. My curiousity killed my grade. I went in and took a quick look around. I saw another lollipop on the counter. It once again read LICK ME on the tag. I couldn’t resist. It was my favorite, watermelon. I took a quick lick and I began to feel sick. My pulse began to rush and I started to grow… and grow… oh no! I could hear myself piercing through the roof. Before I knew it I was wearing a house as my shirt. The little lizard that had been fixing the roof went flying. He took a harsh landing on the grass and I could see the lawn mowers rushing to give him a sip of beer.
After a while of try to get out of the house I gave up. I just sat there waiting for something to happen. Then with luck it started to rain chocolate bars! If the lollipop made me grow this time maybe the chocolate ber will make me shrink! I grabbed the little chocolate bar. About the size of my fingernail and put it on my tounge letting it melt. I felt myself shrinking and once again I was back to normal size. I ran out of the shattered house and went back to the Cheshire coon to ask where my post is now.

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