STRAWBERRY YOGURT

RAQUETBALL

Today at Jerk High School  -   3:15

Jerks Yellow Jackets       vs.        Goody Giraffes

Alright Jerks, this is a big game. We win this we go to State. Let’s crush those goodys into the dirt. Hit as hard as you can make me proud. Now you all know you assignments?
“Yes Ma’am! Todd and I will steal all their supplies so they will have to use the bad Raquets. You know the ones that break after one blow.”
Good Tammy! Marcy.
“Yes, Madam I will destroy their lunch so they will be weak before the game.”
Good and Brian the most important of them all….
“I’ll taunt and tease the Goodys so they are distracted.”
Excellent…Alright 5 minutes till the plan is put to action. Brian you go help Marcy and Tammy, Todd, you know what to do.

Hello! Welcome to the Raquetball game between the yellow jackets…..and the Goody Giraffes! Listen to that crowd roar! This will truely be an exciting game. First on the Court from Jerks High School…Todd Taker! From Goody high school….Annie Angel! Jerks will be the first to serve. Player take your position….and began!

Todd has served, Annie barely hit it, Todd takes an amazing blow, Annie is going for it, she takes her swing…..

After the game

On 7 news today, a peaceful game turned into a life or death situation. I’m Anchor women Sally Scoop. Today at Jerks High School Annie Angel was going for the ball during a Raquetball game. Apparently the Ball went right through the raquet and hit Annie right in the head. She is nnow in a Coma It still remains a mystery what and how happened.

Jerks. Calling all Jerks. Tammy the Theif, Brian the Bully, Marcy the murderer, Todd the Theif. Come down to the office please.
You have all sucessfully completed your missions, hopefully. Get in a line. Status Report! Tammy, always first in line. Let me guess. It went completly well.
“Yes Ma’am, very well. I stole a pink cell phone from the girls locker room at a local pool. Looks to be around 100 dollars.”
Very good.
“I also have been sending text messages taunting the girl. Brian taught me how.”
Excellent Tammy. You get an A for today.
NEXT!
Ah, Marcy the Murderer! Please tell me you killed something besides a stuffed Animal today.
“I’m sorry Madam, but I don’t have the heart to kill something alive.”
Marcy, we never will ask you to kill an actual person, but please try to kill a plant at the least.
“Yes, Madam.”
You get a D for the day.
NEXT! WHO’S NEXT!
Todd the Theif! Todd the Theif! WHERE IS TODD THE THEIF! MARCY, WHERE IS TODD!
“He down at the police station Madam, he tried to steal a car but the alarm went off, then when he tried to drive away from the cops and he crashed into a tree.”
What!? How many times do I have to tell the boy you can’t steal a car if you don’t know how to drive. That is a Sophomore class. What an idiot. Alright who is next then.
“I am Ma’am!”
Brian, my star pupil! how was the taunting today?
“Very good Ma’am, I made three people cry and I knocked down three lunch trays. I also Punched a teacher in the eye!”
As usual, Excellent work! You get an A.
“Thanks Ma’am, oh, and you look awfully fat in those jeans.”
Don’t push it Brian.
Alright. Is that it? Is that all four of you all?

Brian: Here
Marcy: Here
Tammy: Here
Todd: Note- Get out of jail later
Okay well, then. What time is it. My watch. Where is my watch. TAMMY!

FRIDAY 3:02 pm
My friends and I were on our way to my house to hang out and dance to Music Videos when the first incident happened. We took the shortcut because it was really cold. The River had frozen over and it was covered with snow. I attemped to get over ice and I thought it would be okay but then the ice cracked….

You probably can guess what happened.

3:10

My leg was swelling so we had to get home fast. Then my shoe fell off. I couldn’t get it back on then because it was frozen. So, I continued my wonderful walk home.

SATURDAY 10:00

Okay so apparently when I fell through ice I lost my cell phone. I spent 3 hours digging up the trail trying to find my phone. No luck there.

SUNDAY 12:00

I get a cold

MONDAY 11:00

I go to the doctor for my sports physical. Then I get two shots. After that I go to the dentist and find out I have a chipped tooth.

AND THAT WAS MY WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

1. WRITING OF PHOTOGRAPHY
- I am going to make a picture out of smaller pictures and write a part of my story from each small picture then the big picture will be a picture of the main idea.

2. SCRIPT

-Write a Movie Script with 5 different genres or more if I can.

• Mystery
• Comedy
• Romance
• Fantasy
• Action
• Musical

3. READING

-I going to pick a book of any genre and replace the characters with people I actually know so it’s more interesting and funny. I’ll explain why I chose a certain person to replace a certain character.