JERKS(school for theives, bullies, and murderers)
Jerks. Calling all Jerks. Tammy the Theif, Brian the Bully, Marcy the murderer, Todd the Theif. Come down to the office please.
You have all sucessfully completed your missions, hopefully. Get in a line. Status Report! Tammy, always first in line. Let me guess. It went completly well.
“Yes Ma’am, very well. I stole a pink cell phone from the girls locker room at a local pool. Looks to be around 100 dollars.”
Very good.
“I also have been sending text messages taunting the girl. Brian taught me how.”
Excellent Tammy. You get an A for today.
NEXT!
Ah, Marcy the Murderer! Please tell me you killed something besides a stuffed Animal today.
“I’m sorry Madam, but I don’t have the heart to kill something alive.”
Marcy, we never will ask you to kill an actual person, but please try to kill a plant at the least.
“Yes, Madam.”
You get a D for the day.
NEXT! WHO’S NEXT!
Todd the Theif! Todd the Theif! WHERE IS TODD THE THEIF! MARCY, WHERE IS TODD!
“He down at the police station Madam, he tried to steal a car but the alarm went off, then when he tried to drive away from the cops and he crashed into a tree.”
What!? How many times do I have to tell the boy you can’t steal a car if you don’t know how to drive. That is a Sophomore class. What an idiot. Alright who is next then.
“I am Ma’am!”
Brian, my star pupil! how was the taunting today?
“Very good Ma’am, I made three people cry and I knocked down three lunch trays. I also Punched a teacher in the eye!”
As usual, Excellent work! You get an A.
“Thanks Ma’am, oh, and you look awfully fat in those jeans.”
Don’t push it Brian.
Alright. Is that it? Is that all four of you all?
Brian: Here
Marcy: Here
Tammy: Here
Todd: Note- Get out of jail later
Okay well, then. What time is it. My watch. Where is my watch. TAMMY!
