Raquetball (JERKS vs GOODY)
RAQUETBALL
Today at Jerk High School - 3:15
Jerks Yellow Jackets vs. Goody Giraffes
Alright Jerks, this is a big game. We win this we go to State. Let’s crush those goodys into the dirt. Hit as hard as you can make me proud. Now you all know you assignments?
“Yes Ma’am! Todd and I will steal all their supplies so they will have to use the bad Raquets. You know the ones that break after one blow.”
Good Tammy! Marcy.
“Yes, Madam I will destroy their lunch so they will be weak before the game.”
Good and Brian the most important of them all….
“I’ll taunt and tease the Goodys so they are distracted.”
Excellent…Alright 5 minutes till the plan is put to action. Brian you go help Marcy and Tammy, Todd, you know what to do.
Hello! Welcome to the Raquetball game between the yellow jackets…..and the Goody Giraffes! Listen to that crowd roar! This will truely be an exciting game. First on the Court from Jerks High School…Todd Taker! From Goody high school….Annie Angel! Jerks will be the first to serve. Player take your position….and began!
Todd has served, Annie barely hit it, Todd takes an amazing blow, Annie is going for it, she takes her swing…..
After the game
On 7 news today, a peaceful game turned into a life or death situation. I’m Anchor women Sally Scoop. Today at Jerks High School Annie Angel was going for the ball during a Raquetball game. Apparently the Ball went right through the raquet and hit Annie right in the head. She is nnow in a Coma It still remains a mystery what and how happened.
