STRAWBERRY YOGURT

This morning on the radio I heard this lady sharing her story. She was a nurse in this hospital in flordia 18 years ago and there was this baby that had a disorder. FLP (Funny-Looking Person). I remember thinking to myself what kind of diease is that. I couldn’t imagine this women going to this baby’s parents and telling them, “I’m terribly sorry but your baby is ugly.” This women doesn’t know if this disorder still exist. I hope not.

The other story a heard was about a student teacher in colorado. He was anonymous, probably because he didn’t want his students to kill him. He said he was a student teacher at a high school and he gave his ugly students a little more attention to make them feel better about themself. He said he was ugly when he was little then he grew into it. Then he also said his mom and his son were ugly too. So next year beware of a teacher who gives you extra attention. He could just think your an amazing student or he could think you hideous.

Okay so there is this middle school in this evil district that banned google videos. So now all these kids in discovery are upset because they like google video because it makes class funner instead of another class to get some extra sleep.

They all decided they would start a protest. No one had any idea what to do though. Finally someone recommened they sing a song about unfair banning on the school roof. It was gonna be tough but it was a good idea. First they would have to come up with a plan to get to the roof and how to get an audience.

PLAN
FAKE FIREDRILL
Step 1: Kid 1 goes and opens the firedrill case without stopping and quietly…
Step 2: Kid 2 Pulls the Handle and runs away really fast, queitly…
Step 3: As Everyone is exiting people involved go to the tech ed room and start gathering the instruments they hid.
Step 4: They make sure no one is watching and bring the instruments up to the roof. 2 kids are dressed up as custodians to distract anyone coming towards the tech room.
Step 5: Band Start to play. Rest of the kids sing the song
~Hopefully the school will alert the district

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~  Become a secret agent and stop evil criminals in their quest to take over the world.

~  Go to medical school for eight years and perform open heart surgery once every doctor in the area has mysteriously passes out.

~  Get super powers and go save the town from mass destruction.
~  Donate a kidney
~  Or you could just say hi to everyone and give a nice smile. (It could save their life)

I love you,

I loved you all along,

And I miss you,

Been far away for far to long,

~ Nickelback FAR AWAY

It’s so sad when somebody is in total love with somebody else and this person doesn’t even know. Then it never happens and you wasted your life thinking of what could have been when it just took the simple words…

I love you.

Okay anyway this is the story of Katrina Lovebird.
She was in love with this boy named Henry Hartman. Since the second grade! Sure Henry knew Kat existed, but he never knew her true feelings. Okay so now they were moving on to the 11th grade and yes she is STILL in love with him. So she gaining up the strength to tell him. Then he dies tragically in a power plant explosion when he was visiting his grandma in london. Kat couldn’t believe what she was hearing monday morning. How could her true love die the day before she was telling him.

Okay so that is what could happen if you don’t tell the person you like them.

Katrina is in the second grade. She can’t take her eyes off little henry. So she went up to him and said I like you.

And he said okay so you want to be my girlfriend?

Okay.

So Kat and henry started dating and broke up in the sixth grade. No chemistry was left. Then she met Davy and they started dating and got married and died happily together.

That is what could happen if you told them.

So kat 1 who never told henry she liked him died alone. She did met Davy but she didn’t ask him out because she couldn’t stop thinking about her dead love.

Kat 2 died happily with her husband Davy.

This probably won’t happen to you but my point is go for it if you like someone.    they’re not gonna die, though (most likely).

Okay, so I know that I’ve only gotten an A in L.A. like once or twice. But I learn a lot more than you think. A grade is a letter that will be forgotten by the time you get another grade, but something you learn will stick with you a lot longer. In Math for example, I always get A’s but I forget what was going on 2 days later. Grades in math are test, that most people don’t study for, but in L.A. we have discussions that we laugh and think about so it sticks to our mind. We have become comfertable with everyone in our class. In math our only conversations are what is (x-2)(x+3)(x-4) and so on. How could we remember something so boring for so long. So even though I always get a B in L.A. I rather take that then an A in math anyday.