STRAWBERRY YOGURT

Hey look a box. Oh I dropped by chocolate muffin all over my feet. Oh well. Oops, I stepped on an ant hill and there thousands of ants crawling up my feeet and now my legs…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hay I just sounded like a dying cat chewing on a screw driver getting run over by a snowplow.

"A Pink Snowplow." Hey an echo! "Echo!" the echo said.

"Echo!"I said. Hey why am I repeated the echo. That's so cool! It's like I'm the echo of some retard stuck in a box. 

"Helloooo!" the echo said.

"Hellooooo!" This is fun.

"Emily!" The thing i'm echoing know my name!

"Emily!" I said

"Emil-AGH! Earthquake!"

"Emil-AGH! Earthquake!" Earthquake? EARTHQUAKE!!! I don't feel anything. Hey some weird person is climbing out of the box.

"Vivian! Guess what! Ants started crawling up my legs so I screamed and then I thought I sounded like a dying cat chewing on a screw driver getting run over by a snowplow.Then I said A pink snowplow and something else said that too! Then it said something then I would echo it! It was really cool!" 

"Cool! Let's go back to the balloon now, I fixed it!" I ran over to the balloon.

AN HOUR LATER

We're finally up in the air! I knew I could fix it! And they say Sarah's the smart one! …I'm hungry.

"I'm Hungry!" Where's the food? Huh! Melvin's eating it!

"HEY! MELVIN, QUIT EATING OUR FOOD!" I leaned over the side and of course vivian and sarah had to see what was going on so they leaned over too. Hey the balloon's tipping. Oh….AHHHHHHH!

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<<| Rewind

"OKAY MELVIN GO AHEAD AND EAT OUR FOOD!"

15 HOURS LATER

"Now I'm really hungry."

"That looks like greece down there." Sarah said.

"Let's get pizza!" 

"OKAY!"

An HOUR LATER

There's a restaraunt! It's so pretty! Hey look they even have a drummer!

"Okay let's sit here."

"I want a Green peppers, tomatos, carrots, lettuce, cabbage, with a glass of fruit punch." 

This pizza is really good.

"Wow! this pizza is really GREECE-Y!" Wow vivan is such a dork.

*cricket* *cricket*

"*cough* AHEM!""

The drummer woke up and said "Oh, Right!"

Duhdun, tshe.*cricket*

Over the weekend Vivian, Sarah, Hana, Claire, and I went to see Disturbia (which was a very good movie). We got are snacks then Sarah had to return her skittles because there are animal products in it so Vivian spent five minutes explain to the lady at the counter what a veagan is then the lady tells the manager she’s allergic to something in this thing. So after all that was over we went into the theater and sat in the front row with the bar so we could put our feet up. The movie started all happy (I won’t give away anything) then it got all sad then happy then Vivian screams really…really loud scaring everyone in the movie theater. It wasn’t really scary. There Just some parts where you jump (or scream) and yeah. Anyway I recommend this movie. 

jeez, what’s that screechy sound?

“Maybe it’s a bird!”

“Maybe it’s a plane!”

“Oh, it just sarah.”

Hmm…I don’t know why but moving that rock sounds smart.

“Vivian, I tihnk we should move that really pointy rock that sarah is just about to fall on and die because it’s going to poke her right there in the heart.”

That Lemonade was good, so was that blueberry muffin. Did vivian say something. Oh well I just nod my head and hopefully she’ll think I’m listening. Wow, sarah is really slow at falling. It’s like she’s in slow motion. Like in the movies when the building is about to blow up and the hero people are running away in slow motion which doesn’t really make sense since the building is about to explode and running away fast is smarter.

“Sarah can you fall a little more over there cause there’s this big rock over here.”

What is vivian talking about it would be a lot more logical to move the ground.

“Oh yeah! Like I can change where I fall jeez, vivian! You’re such a retard!” 

“Hey it’s your fault your falling…..”

I’m hungry. My shoes are dirty too. I should clean them. I wonder if you can but shoes in the washing machine and if they shrink in the dryer.  Oh no! I put my brother’s favorite shirt in the dryer!

“It’s all My Fault!” How could I be so stupid!

What’s Vivian talking about. Did she just say I look stupid! I going to get my hockey stick so I can beat her up. Where’s the car? Oh right we parked by the balloon hut! There it is. Hockey stick..hockey stick…Oh here It is!

“Fight For The puck’s rights!!!”

What the heck? Wow those people look really mad and what’s with the pitchforks, torches, and guns…. 

“Who are you?”

“We are the AOPFFTPR!”

“What?”

“The Alliance of people fighting for the pucks rights!”

Oh, hi! So what brings you over here.

“We are going to kill!”

Kill, oh that’s nice! Wait…WHAT!

“Kill it!”

But, but, but. Hey they took my hockey stick! Hey now they’re breaking it! That cost 10 dollars!

“Hey come back here! You owe me ten dollars!”

Oh fine! Maybe I have another one. Well I have a croquet stick. Oh well it’ll do.

“VIVIAN!”

Hey where did vivian go?

“If your looking for vivian she left.”

Oh, darn. Okay well Since I need to calm down. I’ll beat sarah up. 

“SARAH! FEEL MY RAGE!” Hey she stopped in midair right before she hit the ground. Wow this is really illogical but who cares. This is fun! It’s like hitting a pinata but instead of candy, blood is coming out. Here I’ll hit her over there a little more so she doesn’t fall on the rock. See I saved you! That fall looked painful though.

“Hey where’s Vivian?”

“I’m looking for her then. BYE!”

“NO I AM!” ouch, why’d she tackle me?

Jeez she’s cranky.  I guess I’ll fix the hole. What can I fix it with? Let’s see what I have. Staples, Shoelaces, and Duck tape.  Well Duck tape will work! It can fix anything! Put some there…put some there…okay FIXED!

I going to get a chocolate muffin now.  

"I'm Sorry!" Gosh I don't even know what I did. I don't remember
Vivian saying anything at all about fixing the hole. Hey where did
Sarah go.
"Help!" What wrong now.
Man, there goes Vivian again blabbing about something. can't she see
Sarah is stuck under the balloon . It looks like she's going to have a
cardiac arrest.
"EMILY! I can't ride in a balloon with you!"
What that's not fair! why doesn't she just shush up cause it was not my fault!
Well anyhoo, right sarah. She probably broken a couple ribs by now.
"Sarah I'm coming!" Hmm Sarah looks la little lifeless there. I wonder if she's
sleeping. Jeez she's really stuck under here. Okay I gonna
pull and you push with your feet. Whoo hoo! We're getting
somewhere! The balloon moved! Whoa sarah is really trying to get out.
It must be highly uncomfertable under there. Hey Vivian is coming over.
Okay well I'll just leave it to them. I think I'll get a lemonade.

Hmm lemonade stand…nope don't see one anywhere. Oh come on
there must be a lemonade stand somewhere. I mean a balloon hut is a
great place for business. Hey look a starbucks! Hmm…I wanted a
lemonade but that blueberry muffin looks really good too. I have 5
dollars but it's to pay Sarah back. I guess I could buy both and just
make up an excuse. okay so….

It was a dark and stormy day. I
was just walking to find a 25 cents lemonade stand when I saw a
burglary taking place at the bank. I go in to help but men with guns
come out and aim for my head. They tell me to get down and I do as
they're told hoping not to get shot. They say give me all your money,
but I disobey them. They then punch me knocking me out cold. i wake up
2 minutes later with no injuries because I heal fast…ya…okay then I
look in my pocket and Sarah's five dollars are gone…but a blueberry
muffin and lemonade mysteriously appeared by me…

Pefect! Okay well I'll just go find Vivian and Sarah. Maybe they're in the ski store over there.

"VIVIAN!" What a creepy dude over there. Oh well. Vivian is making a weird face. Maybe she walked in here, screamed my name, thought the dude was creepy, thought I was dead but then I walked in and now I'm thinking of why she has a weird face. Nah.

"Emily, I thought you were Dead!"

I was right!!! Why she asking questions. Isn't it obvious that I'm talking about the weird face she made because she thought I was dead.

"What weird Face"

"Your weird face!" Oh gosh, that probably didn't come out right. Hey why is she insulting me now? Meanie? That's a great comeback.

"Let's just go back to the balloon."

I wonder if she got Sarah out. Oh well.

Where's Sarah? Why is she asking me I don't know.

"Maybe she's…"

"Dun…dun…dun…AHHHHHH!!!"