How Vivian, Sarah, and I die in a horrible tragic hot air balloon/killer whale accident Part III
jeez, what’s that screechy sound?
“Maybe it’s a bird!”
“Maybe it’s a plane!”
“Oh, it just sarah.”
Hmm…I don’t know why but moving that rock sounds smart.
“Vivian, I tihnk we should move that really pointy rock that sarah is just about to fall on and die because it’s going to poke her right there in the heart.”
That Lemonade was good, so was that blueberry muffin. Did vivian say something. Oh well I just nod my head and hopefully she’ll think I’m listening. Wow, sarah is really slow at falling. It’s like she’s in slow motion. Like in the movies when the building is about to blow up and the hero people are running away in slow motion which doesn’t really make sense since the building is about to explode and running away fast is smarter.
“Sarah can you fall a little more over there cause there’s this big rock over here.”
What is vivian talking about it would be a lot more logical to move the ground.
“Oh yeah! Like I can change where I fall jeez, vivian! You’re such a retard!”
“Hey it’s your fault your falling…..”
I’m hungry. My shoes are dirty too. I should clean them. I wonder if you can but shoes in the washing machine and if they shrink in the dryer. Oh no! I put my brother’s favorite shirt in the dryer!
“It’s all My Fault!” How could I be so stupid!
What’s Vivian talking about. Did she just say I look stupid! I going to get my hockey stick so I can beat her up. Where’s the car? Oh right we parked by the balloon hut! There it is. Hockey stick..hockey stick…Oh here It is!
“Fight For The puck’s rights!!!”
What the heck? Wow those people look really mad and what’s with the pitchforks, torches, and guns….
“Who are you?”
“We are the AOPFFTPR!”
“What?”
“The Alliance of people fighting for the pucks rights!”
Oh, hi! So what brings you over here.
“We are going to kill!”
Kill, oh that’s nice! Wait…WHAT!
“Kill it!”
But, but, but. Hey they took my hockey stick! Hey now they’re breaking it! That cost 10 dollars!
“Hey come back here! You owe me ten dollars!”
Oh fine! Maybe I have another one. Well I have a croquet stick. Oh well it’ll do.
“VIVIAN!”
Hey where did vivian go?
“If your looking for vivian she left.”
Oh, darn. Okay well Since I need to calm down. I’ll beat sarah up.
“SARAH! FEEL MY RAGE!” Hey she stopped in midair right before she hit the ground. Wow this is really illogical but who cares. This is fun! It’s like hitting a pinata but instead of candy, blood is coming out. Here I’ll hit her over there a little more so she doesn’t fall on the rock. See I saved you! That fall looked painful though.
“Hey where’s Vivian?”
“I’m looking for her then. BYE!”
“NO I AM!” ouch, why’d she tackle me?
Jeez she’s cranky. I guess I’ll fix the hole. What can I fix it with? Let’s see what I have. Staples, Shoelaces, and Duck tape. Well Duck tape will work! It can fix anything! Put some there…put some there…okay FIXED!
I going to get a chocolate muffin now.
