STRAWBERRY YOGURT

Hey look a box. Oh I dropped by chocolate muffin all over my feet. Oh well. Oops, I stepped on an ant hill and there thousands of ants crawling up my feeet and now my legs…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hay I just sounded like a dying cat chewing on a screw driver getting run over by a snowplow.

"A Pink Snowplow." Hey an echo! "Echo!" the echo said.

"Echo!"I said. Hey why am I repeated the echo. That's so cool! It's like I'm the echo of some retard stuck in a box. 

"Helloooo!" the echo said.

"Hellooooo!" This is fun.

"Emily!" The thing i'm echoing know my name!

"Emily!" I said

"Emil-AGH! Earthquake!"

"Emil-AGH! Earthquake!" Earthquake? EARTHQUAKE!!! I don't feel anything. Hey some weird person is climbing out of the box.

"Vivian! Guess what! Ants started crawling up my legs so I screamed and then I thought I sounded like a dying cat chewing on a screw driver getting run over by a snowplow.Then I said A pink snowplow and something else said that too! Then it said something then I would echo it! It was really cool!" 

"Cool! Let's go back to the balloon now, I fixed it!" I ran over to the balloon.

AN HOUR LATER

We're finally up in the air! I knew I could fix it! And they say Sarah's the smart one! …I'm hungry.

"I'm Hungry!" Where's the food? Huh! Melvin's eating it!

"HEY! MELVIN, QUIT EATING OUR FOOD!" I leaned over the side and of course vivian and sarah had to see what was going on so they leaned over too. Hey the balloon's tipping. Oh….AHHHHHHH!

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"OKAY MELVIN GO AHEAD AND EAT OUR FOOD!"

15 HOURS LATER

"Now I'm really hungry."

"That looks like greece down there." Sarah said.

"Let's get pizza!" 

"OKAY!"

An HOUR LATER

There's a restaraunt! It's so pretty! Hey look they even have a drummer!

"Okay let's sit here."

"I want a Green peppers, tomatos, carrots, lettuce, cabbage, with a glass of fruit punch." 

This pizza is really good.

"Wow! this pizza is really GREECE-Y!" Wow vivan is such a dork.

*cricket* *cricket*

"*cough* AHEM!""

The drummer woke up and said "Oh, Right!"

Duhdun, tshe.*cricket*

Over the weekend Vivian, Sarah, Hana, Claire, and I went to see Disturbia (which was a very good movie). We got are snacks then Sarah had to return her skittles because there are animal products in it so Vivian spent five minutes explain to the lady at the counter what a veagan is then the lady tells the manager she’s allergic to something in this thing. So after all that was over we went into the theater and sat in the front row with the bar so we could put our feet up. The movie started all happy (I won’t give away anything) then it got all sad then happy then Vivian screams really…really loud scaring everyone in the movie theater. It wasn’t really scary. There Just some parts where you jump (or scream) and yeah. Anyway I recommend this movie. 

jeez, what’s that screechy sound?

“Maybe it’s a bird!”

“Maybe it’s a plane!”

“Oh, it just sarah.”

Hmm…I don’t know why but moving that rock sounds smart.

“Vivian, I tihnk we should move that really pointy rock that sarah is just about to fall on and die because it’s going to poke her right there in the heart.”

That Lemonade was good, so was that blueberry muffin. Did vivian say something. Oh well I just nod my head and hopefully she’ll think I’m listening. Wow, sarah is really slow at falling. It’s like she’s in slow motion. Like in the movies when the building is about to blow up and the hero people are running away in slow motion which doesn’t really make sense since the building is about to explode and running away fast is smarter.

“Sarah can you fall a little more over there cause there’s this big rock over here.”

What is vivian talking about it would be a lot more logical to move the ground.

“Oh yeah! Like I can change where I fall jeez, vivian! You’re such a retard!” 

“Hey it’s your fault your falling…..”

I’m hungry. My shoes are dirty too. I should clean them. I wonder if you can but shoes in the washing machine and if they shrink in the dryer.  Oh no! I put my brother’s favorite shirt in the dryer!

“It’s all My Fault!” How could I be so stupid!

What’s Vivian talking about. Did she just say I look stupid! I going to get my hockey stick so I can beat her up. Where’s the car? Oh right we parked by the balloon hut! There it is. Hockey stick..hockey stick…Oh here It is!

“Fight For The puck’s rights!!!”

What the heck? Wow those people look really mad and what’s with the pitchforks, torches, and guns…. 

“Who are you?”

“We are the AOPFFTPR!”

“What?”

“The Alliance of people fighting for the pucks rights!”

Oh, hi! So what brings you over here.

“We are going to kill!”

Kill, oh that’s nice! Wait…WHAT!

“Kill it!”

But, but, but. Hey they took my hockey stick! Hey now they’re breaking it! That cost 10 dollars!

“Hey come back here! You owe me ten dollars!”

Oh fine! Maybe I have another one. Well I have a croquet stick. Oh well it’ll do.

“VIVIAN!”

Hey where did vivian go?

“If your looking for vivian she left.”

Oh, darn. Okay well Since I need to calm down. I’ll beat sarah up. 

“SARAH! FEEL MY RAGE!” Hey she stopped in midair right before she hit the ground. Wow this is really illogical but who cares. This is fun! It’s like hitting a pinata but instead of candy, blood is coming out. Here I’ll hit her over there a little more so she doesn’t fall on the rock. See I saved you! That fall looked painful though.

“Hey where’s Vivian?”

“I’m looking for her then. BYE!”

“NO I AM!” ouch, why’d she tackle me?

Jeez she’s cranky.  I guess I’ll fix the hole. What can I fix it with? Let’s see what I have. Staples, Shoelaces, and Duck tape.  Well Duck tape will work! It can fix anything! Put some there…put some there…okay FIXED!

I going to get a chocolate muffin now.  

"I'm Sorry!" Gosh I don't even know what I did. I don't remember
Vivian saying anything at all about fixing the hole. Hey where did
Sarah go.
"Help!" What wrong now.
Man, there goes Vivian again blabbing about something. can't she see
Sarah is stuck under the balloon . It looks like she's going to have a
cardiac arrest.
"EMILY! I can't ride in a balloon with you!"
What that's not fair! why doesn't she just shush up cause it was not my fault!
Well anyhoo, right sarah. She probably broken a couple ribs by now.
"Sarah I'm coming!" Hmm Sarah looks la little lifeless there. I wonder if she's
sleeping. Jeez she's really stuck under here. Okay I gonna
pull and you push with your feet. Whoo hoo! We're getting
somewhere! The balloon moved! Whoa sarah is really trying to get out.
It must be highly uncomfertable under there. Hey Vivian is coming over.
Okay well I'll just leave it to them. I think I'll get a lemonade.

Hmm lemonade stand…nope don't see one anywhere. Oh come on
there must be a lemonade stand somewhere. I mean a balloon hut is a
great place for business. Hey look a starbucks! Hmm…I wanted a
lemonade but that blueberry muffin looks really good too. I have 5
dollars but it's to pay Sarah back. I guess I could buy both and just
make up an excuse. okay so….

It was a dark and stormy day. I
was just walking to find a 25 cents lemonade stand when I saw a
burglary taking place at the bank. I go in to help but men with guns
come out and aim for my head. They tell me to get down and I do as
they're told hoping not to get shot. They say give me all your money,
but I disobey them. They then punch me knocking me out cold. i wake up
2 minutes later with no injuries because I heal fast…ya…okay then I
look in my pocket and Sarah's five dollars are gone…but a blueberry
muffin and lemonade mysteriously appeared by me…

Pefect! Okay well I'll just go find Vivian and Sarah. Maybe they're in the ski store over there.

"VIVIAN!" What a creepy dude over there. Oh well. Vivian is making a weird face. Maybe she walked in here, screamed my name, thought the dude was creepy, thought I was dead but then I walked in and now I'm thinking of why she has a weird face. Nah.

"Emily, I thought you were Dead!"

I was right!!! Why she asking questions. Isn't it obvious that I'm talking about the weird face she made because she thought I was dead.

"What weird Face"

"Your weird face!" Oh gosh, that probably didn't come out right. Hey why is she insulting me now? Meanie? That's a great comeback.

"Let's just go back to the balloon."

I wonder if she got Sarah out. Oh well.

Where's Sarah? Why is she asking me I don't know.

"Maybe she's…"

"Dun…dun…dun…AHHHHHH!!!" 

Vivian, Sarah, and I saw a news report (while eating my honey nut cherrios in our dorm at Stanford) on starving children in South Africa and decided to go over there and help. I thought we should water ski over there but no. I mean who doesn't like to water ski? Vivian being crazy over there said we should walk. Yeah, I'll just get my floating shoes. Then Sarah suggested we should be thieves. Yeah, that be great going to jail at 19. Crazy people. After fighting over it for 5 hours we decided to take a hot air balloon. It was my idea. I don't what Sarah and Vivian are talking about it was most definitly my idea. Remember they're crazy.

We walked to Melvin's Hot Air Balloon Hut. (Waht a weird name. Poor kid.) Melvin said there is a 65% chance we won't die. Vivian has to start staying awake in math. A 25% chance, please. It's obvious it's a 45% chance. I mean I am the smart one.
"It's actually a 35% chance." Sarah said with her little smart mouth. Grrr…Why is she always right! I mean she must be a super genius or something.

In the end we brought the with courage the cowardly dog on it! Go Courage! He is the best! We were outside and ready to fly. Sarah carried all the food into the balloon. Vivian and I supervised. Vivian with her amazing supervising skills noticed a hole in the balloon. Sarah said it was no big deal. She said something about the velocity * distance blah blah blah. Well I kinda dozed off after that but then Vivian woke me up with a kick in the butt. Literally.

So we were in the sky then Vivian start to sing I believe I can Fly and Sarah was controling the heat…then we went down. Darn. Then Vivian starts shouting at me about something. I don't exactly know what she was saying  . It was something about this is my fault…and I was suppose to fix the hole or something. I don't know. Why would I be listening to her. Besides I don't even think it's that important. Well now what?

So apparently there are so many other ways I could die before my king
soopers shooting. I might get cardiac arrest or trip. There are many
people who die everyday from tripping. So, the king soopers shooting
might be the way I want to die but it might not happen. It would be
very upsetting if I died in a very boring way. So I have many back up
plans.

1. I could die in a tragic skydiving accident in the air force
2. A bomb could be inplanted into my old timer burger and two hours later I could explode because my evil rival was mad.
3. I could save a girl from being hit by a bus then get hit by the bus myself
4.
I could be riding a hot air ballon when it malfunctions and flys off
then I am stranded in the middle of the ocean the eaten alive by killer
whales.
5. I could fall into a volcano (In a giant explosion)

Basically I don't want the "She died peacefully in her sleep." I
want my life to end in an exciting way and I want it to be because I
was trying to help someone or something else.

This morning on the radio I heard this lady sharing her story. She was a nurse in this hospital in flordia 18 years ago and there was this baby that had a disorder. FLP (Funny-Looking Person). I remember thinking to myself what kind of diease is that. I couldn’t imagine this women going to this baby’s parents and telling them, “I’m terribly sorry but your baby is ugly.” This women doesn’t know if this disorder still exist. I hope not.

The other story a heard was about a student teacher in colorado. He was anonymous, probably because he didn’t want his students to kill him. He said he was a student teacher at a high school and he gave his ugly students a little more attention to make them feel better about themself. He said he was ugly when he was little then he grew into it. Then he also said his mom and his son were ugly too. So next year beware of a teacher who gives you extra attention. He could just think your an amazing student or he could think you hideous.

Okay so there is this middle school in this evil district that banned google videos. So now all these kids in discovery are upset because they like google video because it makes class funner instead of another class to get some extra sleep.

They all decided they would start a protest. No one had any idea what to do though. Finally someone recommened they sing a song about unfair banning on the school roof. It was gonna be tough but it was a good idea. First they would have to come up with a plan to get to the roof and how to get an audience.

PLAN
FAKE FIREDRILL
Step 1: Kid 1 goes and opens the firedrill case without stopping and quietly…
Step 2: Kid 2 Pulls the Handle and runs away really fast, queitly…
Step 3: As Everyone is exiting people involved go to the tech ed room and start gathering the instruments they hid.
Step 4: They make sure no one is watching and bring the instruments up to the roof. 2 kids are dressed up as custodians to distract anyone coming towards the tech room.
Step 5: Band Start to play. Rest of the kids sing the song
~Hopefully the school will alert the district

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~  Become a secret agent and stop evil criminals in their quest to take over the world.

~  Go to medical school for eight years and perform open heart surgery once every doctor in the area has mysteriously passes out.

~  Get super powers and go save the town from mass destruction.
~  Donate a kidney
~  Or you could just say hi to everyone and give a nice smile. (It could save their life)

I love you,

I loved you all along,

And I miss you,

Been far away for far to long,

~ Nickelback FAR AWAY

It’s so sad when somebody is in total love with somebody else and this person doesn’t even know. Then it never happens and you wasted your life thinking of what could have been when it just took the simple words…

I love you.

Okay anyway this is the story of Katrina Lovebird.
She was in love with this boy named Henry Hartman. Since the second grade! Sure Henry knew Kat existed, but he never knew her true feelings. Okay so now they were moving on to the 11th grade and yes she is STILL in love with him. So she gaining up the strength to tell him. Then he dies tragically in a power plant explosion when he was visiting his grandma in london. Kat couldn’t believe what she was hearing monday morning. How could her true love die the day before she was telling him.

Okay so that is what could happen if you don’t tell the person you like them.

Katrina is in the second grade. She can’t take her eyes off little henry. So she went up to him and said I like you.

And he said okay so you want to be my girlfriend?

Okay.

So Kat and henry started dating and broke up in the sixth grade. No chemistry was left. Then she met Davy and they started dating and got married and died happily together.

That is what could happen if you told them.

So kat 1 who never told henry she liked him died alone. She did met Davy but she didn’t ask him out because she couldn’t stop thinking about her dead love.

Kat 2 died happily with her husband Davy.

This probably won’t happen to you but my point is go for it if you like someone.    they’re not gonna die, though (most likely).