"A Pink Snowplow." Hey an echo! "Echo!" the echo said.

"Echo!"I said. Hey why am I repeated the echo. That's so cool! It's like I'm the echo of some retard stuck in a box. 

"Helloooo!" the echo said.

"Hellooooo!" This is fun.

"Emily!" The thing i'm echoing know my name!

"Emily!" I said

"Emil-AGH! Earthquake!"

"Emil-AGH! Earthquake!" Earthquake? EARTHQUAKE!!! I don't feel anything. Hey some weird person is climbing out of the box.

"Vivian! Guess what! Ants started crawling up my legs so I screamed and then I thought I sounded like a dying cat chewing on a screw driver getting run over by a snowplow.Then I said A pink snowplow and something else said that too! Then it said something then I would echo it! It was really cool!" 

"Cool! Let's go back to the balloon now, I fixed it!" I ran over to the balloon.

AN HOUR LATER

We're finally up in the air! I knew I could fix it! And they say Sarah's the smart one! …I'm hungry.

"I'm Hungry!" Where's the food? Huh! Melvin's eating it!

"HEY! MELVIN, QUIT EATING OUR FOOD!" I leaned over the side and of course vivian and sarah had to see what was going on so they leaned over too. Hey the balloon's tipping. Oh….AHHHHHHH!

 ll Pause 

<<| Rewind

"OKAY MELVIN GO AHEAD AND EAT OUR FOOD!"

15 HOURS LATER

"Now I'm really hungry."

"That looks like greece down there." Sarah said.

"Let's get pizza!" 

"OKAY!"

An HOUR LATER

There's a restaraunt! It's so pretty! Hey look they even have a drummer!

"Okay let's sit here."

"I want a Green peppers, tomatos, carrots, lettuce, cabbage, with a glass of fruit punch." 

This pizza is really good.

"Wow! this pizza is really GREECE-Y!" Wow vivan is such a dork.

*cricket* *cricket*

"*cough* AHEM!""

The drummer woke up and said "Oh, Right!"

Duhdun, tshe.*cricket*

“Maybe it’s a bird!”

“Maybe it’s a plane!”

“Oh, it just sarah.”

Hmm…I don’t know why but moving that rock sounds smart.

“Vivian, I tihnk we should move that really pointy rock that sarah is just about to fall on and die because it’s going to poke her right there in the heart.”

That Lemonade was good, so was that blueberry muffin. Did vivian say something. Oh well I just nod my head and hopefully she’ll think I’m listening. Wow, sarah is really slow at falling. It’s like she’s in slow motion. Like in the movies when the building is about to blow up and the hero people are running away in slow motion which doesn’t really make sense since the building is about to explode and running away fast is smarter.

“Sarah can you fall a little more over there cause there’s this big rock over here.”

What is vivian talking about it would be a lot more logical to move the ground.

“Oh yeah! Like I can change where I fall jeez, vivian! You’re such a retard!” 

“Hey it’s your fault your falling…..”

I’m hungry. My shoes are dirty too. I should clean them. I wonder if you can but shoes in the washing machine and if they shrink in the dryer.  Oh no! I put my brother’s favorite shirt in the dryer!

“It’s all My Fault!” How could I be so stupid!

What’s Vivian talking about. Did she just say I look stupid! I going to get my hockey stick so I can beat her up. Where’s the car? Oh right we parked by the balloon hut! There it is. Hockey stick..hockey stick…Oh here It is!

“Fight For The puck’s rights!!!”

What the heck? Wow those people look really mad and what’s with the pitchforks, torches, and guns…. 

“Who are you?”

“We are the AOPFFTPR!”

“What?”

“The Alliance of people fighting for the pucks rights!”

Oh, hi! So what brings you over here.

“We are going to kill!”

Kill, oh that’s nice! Wait…WHAT!

“Kill it!”

But, but, but. Hey they took my hockey stick! Hey now they’re breaking it! That cost 10 dollars!

“Hey come back here! You owe me ten dollars!”

Oh fine! Maybe I have another one. Well I have a croquet stick. Oh well it’ll do.

“VIVIAN!”

Hey where did vivian go?

“If your looking for vivian she left.”

Oh, darn. Okay well Since I need to calm down. I’ll beat sarah up. 

“SARAH! FEEL MY RAGE!” Hey she stopped in midair right before she hit the ground. Wow this is really illogical but who cares. This is fun! It’s like hitting a pinata but instead of candy, blood is coming out. Here I’ll hit her over there a little more so she doesn’t fall on the rock. See I saved you! That fall looked painful though.

“Hey where’s Vivian?”

“I’m looking for her then. BYE!”

“NO I AM!” ouch, why’d she tackle me?

Jeez she’s cranky.  I guess I’ll fix the hole. What can I fix it with? Let’s see what I have. Staples, Shoelaces, and Duck tape.  Well Duck tape will work! It can fix anything! Put some there…put some there…okay FIXED!

I going to get a chocolate muffin now.  

Hmm lemonade stand…nope don't see one anywhere. Oh come on
there must be a lemonade stand somewhere. I mean a balloon hut is a
great place for business. Hey look a starbucks! Hmm…I wanted a
lemonade but that blueberry muffin looks really good too. I have 5
dollars but it's to pay Sarah back. I guess I could buy both and just
make up an excuse. okay so….

It was a dark and stormy day. I
was just walking to find a 25 cents lemonade stand when I saw a
burglary taking place at the bank. I go in to help but men with guns
come out and aim for my head. They tell me to get down and I do as
they're told hoping not to get shot. They say give me all your money,
but I disobey them. They then punch me knocking me out cold. i wake up
2 minutes later with no injuries because I heal fast…ya…okay then I
look in my pocket and Sarah's five dollars are gone…but a blueberry
muffin and lemonade mysteriously appeared by me…

Pefect! Okay well I'll just go find Vivian and Sarah. Maybe they're in the ski store over there.

"VIVIAN!" What a creepy dude over there. Oh well. Vivian is making a weird face. Maybe she walked in here, screamed my name, thought the dude was creepy, thought I was dead but then I walked in and now I'm thinking of why she has a weird face. Nah.

"Emily, I thought you were Dead!"

I was right!!! Why she asking questions. Isn't it obvious that I'm talking about the weird face she made because she thought I was dead.

"What weird Face"

"Your weird face!" Oh gosh, that probably didn't come out right. Hey why is she insulting me now? Meanie? That's a great comeback.

"Let's just go back to the balloon."

I wonder if she got Sarah out. Oh well.

Where's Sarah? Why is she asking me I don't know.

"Maybe she's…"

"Dun…dun…dun…AHHHHHH!!!" 

We walked to Melvin's Hot Air Balloon Hut. (Waht a weird name. Poor kid.) Melvin said there is a 65% chance we won't die. Vivian has to start staying awake in math. A 25% chance, please. It's obvious it's a 45% chance. I mean I am the smart one.
"It's actually a 35% chance." Sarah said with her little smart mouth. Grrr…Why is she always right! I mean she must be a super genius or something.

In the end we brought the with courage the cowardly dog on it! Go Courage! He is the best! We were outside and ready to fly. Sarah carried all the food into the balloon. Vivian and I supervised. Vivian with her amazing supervising skills noticed a hole in the balloon. Sarah said it was no big deal. She said something about the velocity * distance blah blah blah. Well I kinda dozed off after that but then Vivian woke me up with a kick in the butt. Literally.

So we were in the sky then Vivian start to sing I believe I can Fly and Sarah was controling the heat…then we went down. Darn. Then Vivian starts shouting at me about something. I don't exactly know what she was saying  . It was something about this is my fault…and I was suppose to fix the hole or something. I don't know. Why would I be listening to her. Besides I don't even think it's that important. Well now what?

1. I could die in a tragic skydiving accident in the air force
2. A bomb could be inplanted into my old timer burger and two hours later I could explode because my evil rival was mad.
3. I could save a girl from being hit by a bus then get hit by the bus myself
4.
I could be riding a hot air ballon when it malfunctions and flys off
then I am stranded in the middle of the ocean the eaten alive by killer
whales.
5. I could fall into a volcano (In a giant explosion)

Basically I don't want the "She died peacefully in her sleep." I
want my life to end in an exciting way and I want it to be because I
was trying to help someone or something else.

The other story a heard was about a student teacher in colorado. He was anonymous, probably because he didn’t want his students to kill him. He said he was a student teacher at a high school and he gave his ugly students a little more attention to make them feel better about themself. He said he was ugly when he was little then he grew into it. Then he also said his mom and his son were ugly too. So next year beware of a teacher who gives you extra attention. He could just think your an amazing student or he could think you hideous.

They all decided they would start a protest. No one had any idea what to do though. Finally someone recommened they sing a song about unfair banning on the school roof. It was gonna be tough but it was a good idea. First they would have to come up with a plan to get to the roof and how to get an audience.

PLAN
FAKE FIREDRILL
Step 1: Kid 1 goes and opens the firedrill case without stopping and quietly…
Step 2: Kid 2 Pulls the Handle and runs away really fast, queitly…
Step 3: As Everyone is exiting people involved go to the tech ed room and start gathering the instruments they hid.
Step 4: They make sure no one is watching and bring the instruments up to the roof. 2 kids are dressed up as custodians to distract anyone coming towards the tech room.
Step 5: Band Start to play. Rest of the kids sing the song
~Hopefully the school will alert the district

~  Become a secret agent and stop evil criminals in their quest to take over the world.

~  Go to medical school for eight years and perform open heart surgery once every doctor in the area has mysteriously passes out.

~  Get super powers and go save the town from mass destruction.
~  Donate a kidney
~  Or you could just say hi to everyone and give a nice smile. (It could save their life)

I loved you all along,

And I miss you,

Been far away for far to long,

~ Nickelback FAR AWAY

It’s so sad when somebody is in total love with somebody else and this person doesn’t even know. Then it never happens and you wasted your life thinking of what could have been when it just took the simple words…

I love you.

Okay anyway this is the story of Katrina Lovebird.
She was in love with this boy named Henry Hartman. Since the second grade! Sure Henry knew Kat existed, but he never knew her true feelings. Okay so now they were moving on to the 11th grade and yes she is STILL in love with him. So she gaining up the strength to tell him. Then he dies tragically in a power plant explosion when he was visiting his grandma in london. Kat couldn’t believe what she was hearing monday morning. How could her true love die the day before she was telling him.

Okay so that is what could happen if you don’t tell the person you like them.

Katrina is in the second grade. She can’t take her eyes off little henry. So she went up to him and said I like you.

And he said okay so you want to be my girlfriend?

Okay.

So Kat and henry started dating and broke up in the sixth grade. No chemistry was left. Then she met Davy and they started dating and got married and died happily together.

That is what could happen if you told them.

So kat 1 who never told henry she liked him died alone. She did met Davy but she didn’t ask him out because she couldn’t stop thinking about her dead love.

Kat 2 died happily with her husband Davy.

This probably won’t happen to you but my point is go for it if you like someone.    they’re not gonna die, though (most likely).

Today at Jerk High School  -   3:15

Jerks Yellow Jackets       vs.        Goody Giraffes

Alright Jerks, this is a big game. We win this we go to State. Let’s crush those goodys into the dirt. Hit as hard as you can make me proud. Now you all know you assignments?
“Yes Ma’am! Todd and I will steal all their supplies so they will have to use the bad Raquets. You know the ones that break after one blow.”
Good Tammy! Marcy.
“Yes, Madam I will destroy their lunch so they will be weak before the game.”
Good and Brian the most important of them all….
“I’ll taunt and tease the Goodys so they are distracted.”
Excellent…Alright 5 minutes till the plan is put to action. Brian you go help Marcy and Tammy, Todd, you know what to do.

Hello! Welcome to the Raquetball game between the yellow jackets…..and the Goody Giraffes! Listen to that crowd roar! This will truely be an exciting game. First on the Court from Jerks High School…Todd Taker! From Goody high school….Annie Angel! Jerks will be the first to serve. Player take your position….and began!

Todd has served, Annie barely hit it, Todd takes an amazing blow, Annie is going for it, she takes her swing…..

After the game

On 7 news today, a peaceful game turned into a life or death situation. I’m Anchor women Sally Scoop. Today at Jerks High School Annie Angel was going for the ball during a Raquetball game. Apparently the Ball went right through the raquet and hit Annie right in the head. She is nnow in a Coma It still remains a mystery what and how happened.

Brian: Here
Marcy: Here
Tammy: Here
Todd: Note- Get out of jail later
Okay well, then. What time is it. My watch. Where is my watch. TAMMY!

You probably can guess what happened.

3:10

My leg was swelling so we had to get home fast. Then my shoe fell off. I couldn’t get it back on then because it was frozen. So, I continued my wonderful walk home.

SATURDAY 10:00

Okay so apparently when I fell through ice I lost my cell phone. I spent 3 hours digging up the trail trying to find my phone. No luck there.

SUNDAY 12:00

I get a cold

MONDAY 11:00

I go to the doctor for my sports physical. Then I get two shots. After that I go to the dentist and find out I have a chipped tooth.

AND THAT WAS MY WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

2. SCRIPT

-Write a Movie Script with 5 different genres or more if I can.

• Mystery
• Comedy
• Romance
• Fantasy
• Action
• Musical

3. READING

-I going to pick a book of any genre and replace the characters with people I actually know so it’s more interesting and funny. I’ll explain why I chose a certain person to replace a certain character.

Have a Berry Merry Very Cherry Christmas,
Presents and Cookies Galore,
With everyone here, Spreading Cherry Cheer,
And Grandpa And Grandma brought more.
Verse 2
It’s a Berry Merry Very Cherry Christmas,
Bell are Jingling, toes are tingling,
Snow is Falling Slow,
It’s a Berry Merry Very Cherry Christmas, I know!

Part II: Bump in the skin
The cancer had not been found for about 8 months now, but on Thursday Morning Walter the white blood cell was taking a stroll through the muscle in the left arm when he spotted what seems to be another civilization. He went to check it out but quickly realized it was a bunch of Luekemias. With great speed he hid behind a vein and watched and couldn’t look away. The Leukemia was spreading creating a giant bump in the skin. Above he could hear little skin cell children as the stretched beyond their limit. Walter finally came out of his trance after looking at the leukemia multiply into thousands. It would be millions soon if he did not tell the White blood cell army. He got up and took the shortcut. He slipped into the artery that led right to fort heart. Once he got there he ran towards general Antibody. “General Antibody Sir, the luekemia..it’s spreading, multiplying, Sir!”
“Where! We must attack at once!”
“Left Arm muscle 3 inches away from the wrist, Sir!”
“Alright! Let’s move men! Come on we got germs to tear, eat, and KILL!”
“Yes Sir!”
They moved towards the bump and were armed and ready. Each white blood cell ready and willing to sacrifice itself for the cells of Savily and Savily herself. They came up muscle hill and General Antibody once again grabbed his megaphone.
Part III: The
Battle of Muscle Hill
“Leave Savily or fight to the death!”
“We will not leave Savily until she has Perished!”
“We are giving you one more chance. Leave or Die!”
“We will not leave nor die!”
“You have forced us to attack. Men you know what to do!”
“Yes Sir, General, Sir!”
The White blood cells charged. The leukemia was stronger than the last time they fought. The white blood cells killed off about 300 luekemias when the leukemia began to multiply again. Now there Army was 3x bigger than the White blood cell army. It was hopeless. The white blood cells wouldn’t give up though. They continue to eat, and tearing, shredding, and ripping the leukemia apart, but the leukemia was still to strong and the White blood cell army slowly disappeared. Soon only 10 white blood cells, general Antibody and Walter were left against at the least 2 thousand luekemias. They bravely ran towards the cancer knowing they were going to die and had let Savily down.
Savily Finnler died of leukemia December 4, 1994

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Finally! Who new south america was so far awaay from Louisina. I mean I’ve already missed 2 days of school. Man… my mom gonna be mad. Oh well I’m sure my friends are saving my butt this very moment. Anyway, back to business….

[back at school]
Rachel! Oh um she’s um sick…yeah with um ….uh… heteraphogro….a cold! yeah that’s what I meant. I think I’m catching it..heh heh you know sore throat…..that’s why I’m saying um so much, to clear my throat!

Ellie was later found in what WAS the Amazon forest…
But She did stop the tree borers from going hungry. : - *

Well the rainforest plan was a no go. Who knew they had “tree” in their name because they chewed holes through trees makin them snap..and uh…yeah , anyway they made me pay a 50 dollar fine for destroying half the rain forest. How unfair is that! Now I can’t buy cute things at the mall!!! Jeez, they should think about improving the justice system. They should let cute girls who were just trying to make the world a better place be free and keep all there money so they can buy the adorable pair of jeans they saw at Hollister. Hmph…

Oh well I guess I’ll just have to try again. I have to prove my self worthy to mother nature you know. To the Sahara desert. Those poor wittle camels and cactuses need more water!

Later on they hold me hostage for 1000 dollars towards my family. Then they decide they don’t want money so they go to a public swimming pool and throw me in while threatening everyone to get out. Since I’m tied up and I can’t move or swim I lay there at the bottom of the pool drowning slowly. So they think it’s to cruel and shoot me in the head. Then my body is found later in the play place at chucke cheeses. My funeral is a party and everyone is required to wear orange. Once the party is done, they throw my body over a bridge.
2. Or I could die in a skydiving accident……

Like a freak I walked up to the pawns just as they got into an arguement.

Black Pawn 1: White Pawn! Quit splashing that white paint on me! I don’t want to be like you!

White Pawn: Well if Black Pawn 2 would stop pushing me maybe I would be splashing you!

Black Pawn 2: Oh, so blame it all on me! Maybe if you lose a little wood and stop taking up so much space I wouldn’t be pushing you!

White Pawn: Are you calling me fat?

Black Pawn 2: No I’m saying you have the disorder - Fatergolocally Obesena

White Pawn: You @#$%

I thought to myself, I should probably break this up before there’s shavings all over the grass. I approached and the weirdest thing happened.

Our conversation was interrupted when my post walked to the table and the hare seated it. I knew it was my perfect chance but it was on the other side of the table and I didn’t want to be so rude. I could here it saying I’m late! I’m late! A pocket watch suddenly appeared and my post grew arms and legs! It grabbed the pocket watch and was talking about how it was broken. The Feburary Hare took the watch and I started to slowly make my way around the table. The hare started to talk about how it was the best butter in the world and then he rubbed it onto the watch and suprisenly it started to work. I was almost there. I was in my jumping position and I pounced. The post started to run with its new legs and I went chasing after it.

“The Seal and the plumber, were running close at feet, they wept so much they cried to see such quanities of sea weed, they beegan to feel a grumble, Their stomachs were in trouble, they walked in to the sea and found, a bed of baby oysters sleeping alone, they took the oysters away, and left the mom to cry today, the plumber went to prepare the sause while the seal ate the oysters with out a pause, when the plumber came back, he nearly had a heart attack, the oysters were gone, so he chase after the seal with a metal tong.”
The more I complained to get out the longer I would stay. I sat down on the log behind me. They started to sing…and um sing, bounce around. I was getting tired of it so I pushed through them and walked away in anger. What annoying pest I thought to myself. I looked around. Of course I had no idea where I was.

” Turn right…” I looked around. No one was there. “turn right to get to the post’s summer home…” I looked up to the branch where the noise was coming from. Slowly part by part a racoon started to appear.”hello my name is Cheshire Coon…” I simply asked the coon for directions. I asked him where I should go to find my post. He said to go right then left, then straight for a while until I reached the little cottage. Before I could thank he dissapeared. All that was left was his grin.

Slowly a little brown home appeared ahead of the bushes. There was the post still saying, “I’m late, I’m late!” I ran to the house when I saw the door to the house was open. My curiousity killed my grade. I went in and took a quick look around. I saw another lollipop on the counter. It once again read LICK ME on the tag. I couldn’t resist. It was my favorite, watermelon. I took a quick lick and I began to feel sick. My pulse began to rush and I started to grow… and grow… oh no! I could hear myself piercing through the roof. Before I knew it I was wearing a house as my shirt. The little lizard that had been fixing the roof went flying. He took a harsh landing on the grass and I could see the lawn mowers rushing to give him a sip of beer.

After a while of try to get out of the house I gave up. I just sat there waiting for something to happen. Then with luck it started to rain chocolate bars! If the lollipop made me grow this time maybe the chocolate ber will make me shrink! I grabbed the little chocolate bar. About the size of my fingernail and put it on my tounge letting it melt. I felt myself shrinking and once again I was back to normal size. I ran out of the shattered house and went back to the Cheshire coon to ask where my post is now.

It started to get fairly windy and my post blew away. I could just hear it saying I’m late, I’m late! It was going to be a late turn in if didn’t stop blowing away! Finally it fell down a well. Just my luck. I had this reaction though. A pretty stupid one. I jumped down the well. After 2 minutes I was still falling. It didn’t look like a well from the inside though. It looked like a mall. The most interesting creatures on each floor. Pencils sharpening salon, books picking out cute book covers. It was amazing sight to see!

At last I hit the floor with great force. After sitting there in pain for a couple of seconds I found a table in a room with thousands of doors. On the table was a small key. Maybe it would lead into one of the rooms. After an hour of trying each door they all didn’t work. The key was way to small to fit into any of the locks. Tired I leaned against a redish curtain. The floor was slippery though so as I fell the curtain came down with me. Behind the curtain though was a small door. Big enough for my post to go through but not me. I unlocked the door and there I could see the underside. Beautiful fountains and fields of flowers. Losing hope I turned around and there on the table was lollipop. Certainally not there before. On the tag it said LICK ME. So I gave it a try. Mmm…blueberry my favorite. I began to feel this tingling sensation. I was shrinking! I was now small enough to go through. But the door was shut and the key was on the table above me. All of a sudden a chocolate bar appeared in front of me. It said EAT ME. I couldn’t resist a hershey bar. So I took a bite. My heart started beating fiercly and I grew to the size of a whale. I grabbed the key and took another lick of the lollipop and ran through the tunnel to see what was ahead of me.

Two twins that once stood tall,
Fell without warning in the fall,
The People cried when neither made it,
For they were crushed,
These twins could not help themselves,
But we can,
In memory of September 11,
When we fall we get back up.
Next time just stop it before it happens.

Hmm lemonade stand…nope don't see one anywhere. Oh come on
there must be a lemonade stand somewhere. I mean a balloon hut is a
great place for business. Hey look a starbucks! Hmm…I wanted a
lemonade but that blueberry muffin looks really good too. I have 5
dollars but it's to pay Sarah back. I guess I could buy both and just
make up an excuse. okay so….

It was a dark and stormy day. I
was just walking to find a 25 cents lemonade stand when I saw a
burglary taking place at the bank. I go in to help but men with guns
come out and aim for my head. They tell me to get down and I do as
they're told hoping not to get shot. They say give me all your money,
but I disobey them. They then punch me knocking me out cold. i wake up
2 minutes later with no injuries because I heal fast…ya…okay then I
look in my pocket and Sarah's five dollars are gone…but a blueberry
muffin and lemonade mysteriously appeared by me…

Pefect! Okay well I'll just go find Vivian and Sarah. Maybe they're in the ski store over there.

"VIVIAN!" What a creepy dude over there. Oh well. Vivian is making a weird face. Maybe she walked in here, screamed my name, thought the dude was creepy, thought I was dead but then I walked in and now I'm thinking of why she has a weird face. Nah.

"Emily, I thought you were Dead!"

I was right!!! Why she asking questions. Isn't it obvious that I'm talking about the weird face she made because she thought I was dead.

"What weird Face"

"Your weird face!" Oh gosh, that probably didn't come out right. Hey why is she insulting me now? Meanie? That's a great comeback.

"Let's just go back to the balloon."

I wonder if she got Sarah out. Oh well.

Where's Sarah? Why is she asking me I don't know.

"Maybe she's…"

"Dun…dun…dun…AHHHHHH!!!"